PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we gotta discuss about the real scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more like just observing. It's a whole thing. You got your typical game, sure, but then there's the behind-the-scenes. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! Like when that winger went flying into the glass, I swear, it looked like a comic book